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Mediawatch: “Trolling” the airwaves

Transcript from Mediawatch

When it comes to jokes about swarthy foreigners, Etwell can’t hold a candle to David Oldfield, former political adviser to Pauline Hanson, and now midnight to dawn presenter on Sydney’s 2GB.

On the night after Barack Obama became President-elect, he enjoyed this merry little exchange with a listener called Alex:

Caller Alex: I’m just concerned they’re going to rename the White House ‘the Black House’

David Oldfield: No, let’s just paint half of it black, he’s half white, he’s half white, his wife will have to be in the Black House cause she’s all black.

Caller Alex: But which half is the black half? That’s what I’d like to know David.

— Radio 2GB, Overnight with David Oldfield, 6th November, 2008

He likes a joke, does our David, and he’s not too fussy about the subject.

The night before, he’d had a listener called Michael on the air, apparently very distressed at the prospect of an Obama presidency:

Caller Michael: …the white man is going to be the slave of black man. Now I’m feeling very emotional. What’s happening to America? This is the land of…

David Oldfield: Now don’t cry Michael ’cause we want to clearly hear what you’re saying. It’s important what you’re saying Michael.

Caller Michael: This country, this America was land of the free, home of the brave and a slave man is going to take, take over the White House, White, White House, a black man…

David Oldfield: Well, look at it this way, he’s half white. Let’s think of it as the white half in control and the black half doing the work. As long as they don’t make the Americans force feed them watermelon it could be a lot worse you know…

Caller Michael: …I’m going to have a nervous breakdown.

— Radio 2GB, Overnight with David Oldfield, 5th November, 2008

Listen to the full exchange between David Oldfield and caller Michael [3.54MB].

Do you get the feeling that David Oldfield is having fun? Not taking this bizarre conversation seriously?

Well, you’d be right.

News brief · 11 November 2008

And now for something completely different.

Ahem.

Ben Weerheym’s latest bit of detective work.

Despite Ben’s claims, disputed by certain folks in the perth scene, that he is not on the wacky weed anymore, his latest tale of communist deals ,secret agents, “Zionists”, and trotskyites has given some of us a few doubts.

We really couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. It’s a hoot.

Please note this is also filed under “Jim Saleam” as well.

Update: The Saleam angle was correct.
The original article on Jim’s site. The question arises. Is Jim collaborating with Mr Weerheym, and if so would Mr Saleam be kind enough to tell us if he still denies Neo-Nazi links?
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Fight dem back · 11 January 2006 · Discussion

We want the Thermos and we want it alive!

Fight dem back received a bewildering phone call this afternoon from members of the Wellington press saying that a random group of neo-Nazis were planning to stage a demonstration at the Cenotaph tomorrow morning at 11am.

Considering that the last few NF demo’s have been cancelled at the last minute and that their most recent demo that did go ahead constituted two men, two flags and a thermos - Fight dem back and associated groups have decided NOT to organise a counter-demo.

We repeat, FDB will not be organising a counter-demo to the five people expected to rock up to tomorrow’s NF demo at the Wellington cenotaph.

Granted, if people want to go down there at 11am to try and catch a glimpse of the thermos, they’re obviously entitled to do so.

FDB will pay a five dollar bounty to anyone who can present us with photos of the thermos. If you’re really good and manage to get a photo of yourself with the thermos, you will score an autographed copy of No Retreat by Dave Hann and Steve Tilzey.

Fight dem back · 21 October 2005 · Discussion

Anti-Diversity Rally Foiled By ZOG Conspiracy!

Neo-nazis gathering in Auckland today to stage an anti-diversity rally were foiled, after world leaders meeting in an underground bunker deep beneath the dead sea conspired to fill up all available parking places.

Although there were still a few spaces free, one National Fronter explained their dilemma to Fight dem back: “You see, we just can’t parallel park.”

Fight dem back respects the right of all people to hold peaceful protests, and would happily have helped the National Front if asked politely, either by physically parking the cars for them, or standing to the side and saying, “A little more… a little more… okay, now pull the steering wheel down to the right… a bit more… you’ve still got THIS MUCH space.”

Appropriate hand gestures would have accompanied these verbal directions.

Cam Smith · 24 July 2005 · Discussion

Anti-diversity rally cancelled. Chai to blame.

A rally against diversity planned by National Front members to counter the pro-tolerance rally organised by the Council of Christians & Muslims, in the aftermath of the Auckland mosque attacks, has been cancelled.

Cam Smith · 21 July 2005 · Discussion

Two men, two flags and a thermos

The New Zealand Herald reports on that the latest National Front protest falls flat:

When the National Front raised a voice of protest yesterday, it managed a chorus of two.

That was the showing after the organisation announced a protest outside the Chinese Consulate to mark the anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre. Sid Wilson, spokesman of the two, also said the National Front wanted to hammer home its message that Chinese people should stay in China - even with its human rights problems.

With one flag each and a hot thermos of coffee, the pair seemed hopeful others would join them. One other apparent supporter did appear, but would only watch from the other side of the road.

Mr Wilson, who described himself as the political adviser to the National Front Patriot Party, said the group also claimed responsibility for a coloured flour-bomb strike on the consulate.

He said the flour-and-paint bombs would become a signature attack by the National Front.

News brief · 13 June 2005