The Christchurch local body election results are in, and everybodies favourite fascist Kyle Chapman has failed miserably.

In the Mayoral election Kyle recieved a paltry 673 votes, putting him in 3rd to last place, and behind Byron Clark (from the Worker’s Party) and Blair Anderson (from the Mild Greens). For the record, ex-gameshow host and all round scumbag Bob Parker won with 46104 votes.

In Kyle’s defence, he did manage to beat a candidate from the Christian Democrats splitter group Future NZ and another candidate who has expressed concern that ray guns are being used to “slow cook” third party candidates.

In the Hagley-Ferrymead community board, where Kyle thought he had a better chance, especially seeing as 5 out of 11 candidates were to be elected, he recieved 1459 votes, putting him in LAST place, with less than half the votes of the 2nd to last place getter!

For the record, Jason Orme, who is in the same fascist party as Kyle, the National Democrats, ran for Mayor of Waimakariri. He came last, 4th out of 4, with just over 1/3 of the votes of the 2nd to last place getter.