The Official Site of the Australia First Party has recently had a bit of a re-design and now prominently displays the following message on the front page:

THE OFFICIAL AND ONLY AUTHORISED SITE OF THE AUSTRALIA FIRST PARTY INCORPORATED.

(President and official spokesman, Diane Teasdale)

From the constitution of the Australia First Party Incorporated,

Section 7.1 “The sole official spokesman of the party shall be the President, except only when a replacement or other spokesperson is appointed by resolution of the National Council from time to time.”

Section 7.2 “No member shall make, or is authorised to make, any statement on behalf of the Party except as specified above in this clause.”

Roughly translated:

Dear Jamahl,

Get out of my bed, and treat yourself to a big cup of shut-the-fuck-up.

Love,

Diane

Hey Jim? You gonna let a woman tell you what to do? What would the fuhrer say?

(He would tell you to step up, man. Gawd)