In a shocking upset, the NSW state election has gone exactly the way it was supposed to go, as set out by the Elders of Zion 150 years ago from the damp comfort of their secret underwater base in the Dead Sea. The Labor Party, with a slightly reduced majority, can now go back to the important business of mismanaging the state.

Anyway, you’re probably wondering how Australia First went. The answer is: Not terribly well.

They got 2.8% of the vote in Cronulla. The other racist candidates didn’t do much better. Warren Feinbier from Australians Against Further Immigration polled 2.9% and the CDP got 4.7.

Across the whole state, AAFI (who ran 56 candidates) picked up 1.4%, while the Christian Democrats (who ran 57) got 2.5.