From the Daily Tele:

I was a sexual Goliath
Sydney Confidential
March 22, 2007

DAVID Oldfield has introduced a fresh twist to his “please sexplain” saga with Pauline Hanson, claiming he was the one lodging at the Canberra motel where she alleges they first did the business.

Oldfield called reporter Luke McIlveen yesterday to reveal he frequently brought “young ladies” back to his room at the Sundown Village Motel - but Hanson was not one of them.

Hanson claims in her new autobiography that she was staying at the Sundown in 1996 when Oldfield came around to cook her dinner and ended up staying the night.

“I’ve checked and that’s where I was staying at the time, but I’m 99 per cent sure Pauline never stayed at the Sundown,” Oldfield said.

He said he visited Hanson just once at a “multi-storey block” in 1996, whereas the the Sundown is a single-storey establishment.

Of course, it goes without saying that absolutely nothing of an intimate nature occurred between them on that occasion or any other.

How Oldfield’s revelation supports his case that he never bedded the Oxley fox is unclear, but all this talk about his steamy affair (which of course never happened) has got the bespectacled stud reminiscing about past conquests.

“There were other young ladies who visited me at my room at the Sundown, but not Pauline,” he said yesterday.

“I particularly remember waking up one morning with someone’s secretary. Her boss was an MP, he was standing on the balcony having a smoke and this girl had to stay in my room until he left.”

Lucky girl. Maybe she got some of that toast that arrives cold in a paper bag for brekky.

It’s a bit creepy, really.