Melbourne anti-fascist and Collingwood supporter (nobody’s perfect) @ndy delivers the following screed via exclusively-bagel fed carrier pigeon:

Australia First Spits The Dummy Over Australians Against Further Immigration: Another bunch of wankers decides to split racist vote in Cronulla and entertain the people of New South Wales

Oh dear.

While “Extreme Right party One Nation has been effectively wiped out of NSW politics after it failed to nominate a single candidate for the state election”, according to The Daily Terror (‘One Nation out of NSW’, March 9, 2007), it appears that the racist vote in the up-coming election (March 24) in the seat of Cronulla will now be split: between the Australia First Party (John Moffat), on the one hand, and Australians Against Further Immigration (Warren Feinbier), on the other. Dr. James Saleam, Führer of the AFP, is not happy, and has accused AAFI of stabbing AFP in the back. Worse: “In not being tighter with our investigative functions, we were deceived by a spiv”!

A spiv!

The ’spiv’ in question, according to Saleam, is some wanker called Edwin Woodger: he, apparently, constitutes the leadership of AAFI, and, oddly enough, like AFP councillor Bruce Preece in Adelaide, is an accountant. There’s obviously no love lost, then, between AFP and the 56 candidates AAFI will be fielding in the election. But “…[a]s for Edwin Woodger himself, we go one step further: there will be no place where the wrecker will rest in peace”. Exactly what Saleam means by this is difficult to say, although it’s extremely unlikely that he’ll organise another shotgun attack — as he did on ANC representative Eddie Funde’s house back in 1989 — on Woodger… at least, that’s what one hopes!

Finally, I can now reveal — thanks to ZOG — the contents of a very special addwess Herr Doktor recently made to a public gathering at Cronulla:

[trumpets]
CROWD: [cheering]
SALEAM: People of Cwonulla!
CROWD: [chuckling]
SALEAM: Democwacy is your fwiend.
CROWD: [laughing]
SALEAM: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to ewect a wacist.
CROWD: [laughing]
GOON #3: [chuckling]
SALEAM: For whom would you like to vote?
AGENT GERBIL: Vote for Woodger!
CROWD: Yes! Vote for Woodger! Vote for Woodger! [laughing]
SALEAM: Vewy well. We shall vote for Woodger!
CROWD: [cheering]
NEWMAN: Führer, uh, we don’t have a ‘Woodger’, Führer.
SALEAM: What?
NEWMAN: Uh, we don’t have anyone of that name, Führer.
SALEAM: Ah. We have no ‘Woodger’!
CROWD: Ohhh!
AGENT GERBIL: Well, what about Wawwen, then?
CROWD: Yes! Vote for Wawwen! Vote for Wawwen!
SALEAM: Newman, why do they titter so?
NEWMAN: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, Führer.