Remember the New Zealand National Front? It’s just not been the same since Kyle Chapman ran away to play soldiers in the bush and they put drunken pothead Sid Wilson in the hot seat.

The word from within the Front is that Sid is soon to cop the boot, and police informant David Roycroft will be stepping up to the plate.

Tipped to take the reins of the National Front - But they’re just concerned patriots, not Neo-Nazis, right?

Dave’s a funny bloke - his granddad was in the SS, and his dad was a neo-Nazi too - so it makes sense that young Davo would throw in with the NF. Dave’s takeover will mean the end of the National Front as a “legitimate” political force and a return to the good old days of racially-charged militancy - he’s a member of Blood & Honour and has close ties to the Hammerskins.

Goodbye Ballot Box, Hello AK47.