From “The Nationalist: The Voice of the White Pride Coalition of Australia”, Issue 5, 2004:
Jack van Tongeren is by no means the brightest light on the christmas tree, the hottest flame on the menorah, or the shiniest minaret on the mosque.
So when Jack van Tongeren is unimpressed with somebody’s intellectual stature, maybe you (you, as in, the neo-Nazi leaders of Australia) should sit up and take notice. Perhaps put in place some sort of policy whereby they can’t stab you in the back before you let them take a fall.
This is a story about the bloke that Jack van Tongeren called Benny Bugalugs. You (you, as in, our loveable readers) probably know him better as Benjamin Weerheym.
Benny Bugalugs was not a terribly bright boy, but he had a car and he had a wee flat with room to store a bike, so he was somewhat useful to Jack van Tongeren, fresh out of the slammer – just as long as nobody told him anything of any import.
I guess you could say, to use a term that Ben loves to use so much… that Ben Weerheym was a useful idiot?
Quickly skipping over a period of time that excessive commentary of would see us sharing a shower with Bob Francis we come to near the present day, oh say, sometime in the middle of last year. Specifically, June. The New Zealand National Front was in tatters (it’s fuhrer, Kyle Chapman, would resign soon thereafter), as was it’s affiliate in Australia, the Patriotic Youth League (it’s fuhrer, Stuart McBeth, would resign soon thereafter), and there was nary a rocket car to be seen. Who was responsible for this travesty?
Why, it was those plucky young troublemakers: FightDemBack!
Somebody had to stop them… so the fash put the best man on the case? Nup. Why assign your best man a job that will ensure the attention of the ZOG and completely screw up your life? They put the only man stupid enough to do it: Benny Bugalugs.
And Benny Bugalugs did a wonderful job with his wee Redwatch project… He collected a great deal of information – about 10% of which was publically available, about 90% of which was completely false. He withstood a great deal of scrutiny – he was the leading item on the television news, there were newspaper reports about what a dick he was, he was raided by the gang squad and the drug squad, he was evicted from a number of houses, lost a couple of jobs, but he stood his ground.
Then, one day, he realised why all this was happening… Oh, right… it’s because of Redwatch that everyone knows I was in the ANM. It’s because of Redwatch that everyone knows what a scumbag I am.
So Benny Bugalugs did the unthinkable – he came to us to make a deal.
But Ben! Real White Australian Nationalists don’t make deals! They don’t cut any slack!
Luckily for Benny Bugalugs, we at FDB are not Real White Australian Nationalists, and we do cut a little bit of slack. Shut down the Redwatch project, send a little info our way, and we’ll call off the ZOG. If you can’t get a job from here on in, it’s because you’re an unemployable numbskull.
Now, you’re probably wondering why we’re telling you, our gentle readers, all this juicy goss. Surely this is breaking our end of the bargain!
We have done a few deals with individual fash over the past couple of years – though never at the expense of public safety – and the formula is pretty simple. We don’t out you if you don’t try and doublecross us.
The fear of being outed as an informant is supposed to be an incentive not to doublecross us.
Sadly, this fear does not affect those who are operating on what we call the Bugalugs Plane of Thought. Ben is so convinced, against all the evidence available, that he is somehow superior due to the colour of his skin… that he thought he could doublecross US without us finding out?
Is this what is going on in his precious head: Those godless marxist jewish anarchist capitalist ASIO-operative criminals… they’ll never see this coming… cos I’m white!
Sadly… it is. A word of advice for the next time you come crawling to us, Ben. Don’t tell EVERYBODY your secret plans to doublecross us… just tell the people you trust. (who also happen to be us)
Getting on with your real career in the field of business with a drink driving conviction and no license was going to be hard enough. Imagine how tricky it’s going to be with the International Bankers who run the show breathing down your neck again.
But a light of hope still shines! Perhaps there is still a reprieve for Ben from the ZOG conspiracy: Weerheijm is a Jewish name. That must count for something, huh?
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