Lachlan Black and “Carly White”?

Oh no!

Remember all our talk about PYL Promotions?

Here’s a refresher…

We are happy to report that former One Nation politico Lachlan Black is making the big step up to being the Prez of this violent neo-Nazi gang.

Lachlan’s a funny bloke… did you know that events such as Harmony Day are “in effect the promotion of the Islamic agenda and terrorism?”

Nah, neither did we…

Of course, now that Lachlan is in charge of the PYL, we’re sure he’ll be learning all sorts of fascinating things about terrorism - Australia First has got that schtick covered from A for “Arson of Brisbane Bookshops and Private Residences” to Z for “Ze numerous violent assaults and attempted murders perpetrated by members of Australia First.”

Well, now it seems that the kitchen was far too hot for Mr. Black, and he has fled the scene of the crime… and who is Lachlan Black’s replacement?

None other than “Carly White.”

What particular aspect of the Patriotic Youth League was so undesirable that it would cause Lachy to drop the potato as soon as we pointed out his connection to everybody’s favourite violent skinhead gang?

Hmmm…

Let’s look at this a little bit closer. The official PYL site now reads like this:

Membership is now open for the Queensland section of the Patriotic Youth League…

(Because we’ve smashed them in every other state and territory)

…Simply write a cheque for $10 payable to the Patriotic Youth League and post it with a letter giving a brief statement of your political beliefs and all of your contact details to:- Carly White c/- Canberra Patriots, PO Box 734 Woden 2606, she will contact you, you have to be a radical nationalist and be strongly opposed to politically correct ideas such as nondiscriminatory immigration.

Now, if you kick around the QLD section of that site and do a bit more digging on Lachlan Black you get this:

Monthly Magazine…. “Future Nation”: ……Published privately by Lachlan Black, this magazine provides a wealth of information. To subscribe send $36 , payable to Lachlan Black, to him at p.o. box 734 Woden 2606. This covers 12 issues. For more information call Lachlan on 0400 102 928. Send articles and book reviews to Lachlan at worldawakening@hotmail.com . The April 2006 edition features an article by Darrin Hodges the media timidity about the Mahommed cartoons incident.

Whaddya know? Lachy and “Carly” share the same address?

The mind boggles. Lachlan was very happy to be the public face of the PYL up until we pointed out the fact that he was, suddenly the mysterious and presumably fictitious “Carly White” has taken the reins. Actually let’s not be overly presumptuous. Carly probably is a real person, but whether or not she’ll actually be reviewing any PYL applications that come in is a completely different story.

Lachy old son, your days of flying under the radar are well and truly over.

What takes you to Canberra we wonder?