Woah!

WOAH!

WOAAAH!

It’s all GO! GO! GO! in the wonderful world of Australia First and the Patriotic Youth League - people are getting promoted left, right and ce- well, various people are being promoted at any rate.

Take, for example, D-to-the-Arrin Hodges.

Due to personal circumstances I will be no longer [be] posting/visiting stormfront. I have also resigned my membership of Australia First. I apologise to anybody who may have been offended by my posts on stormfront.

I would appreciate it if a mod could disable/delete this account, thankyou.

(Source: Stormfront, December 19, 2005)

This punk is interested in a lot of things: Preserving family values (he runs a website for a pornography/butt plug distributor), preserving Australian values (he has a stash of Hitler videos and is more interested in the purer form of fascism”), and generally being too cool for school (he is both suave and debonair).

Hooray!

Despite resigning from Australia First in December (We refuse to believe that an Australia First member would lie to us!) he has been made the Australia First branch secretary for the “Shire.”

Presumably this means the Sutherland Shire… but we can dream:

“You’re late.”
“A wizard is never late, Darrin…”

Wow!

But Dazzy H is not the only one heading all the way to the top!

As we reported recently, following the revelation of the involvement of senior Australia First figures in the organisation of openly neo-nazi gigs in Newcastle, the national mouthpiece of the Patriotic Youth League (AF’s youth corps) upped stumps, saying that there were too many Nazis in Oz First and they were holding the party back.

We are happy to report that former One Nation politico Lachlan Black is making the big step up to being the Prez of this violent neo-Nazi gang.

Lachlan’s a funny bloke… did you know that events such as Harmony Day are “in effect the promotion of the Islamic agenda and terrorism?”

Nah, neither did we…

Of course, now that Lachlan is in charge of the PYL, we’re sure he’ll be learning all sorts of fascinating things about terrorism - Australia First has got that schtick covered from A for “Arson of Brisbane Bookshops and Private Residences” to Z for “Ze numerous violent assaults and attempted murders perpetrated by members of Australia First.”

We also note that it’s a bit odd for someone over 30 to be the prez of a “youth league” - particularly one that has a cut-off age of 26!

Update: Breaking News!

There is some consternation in the FDB ranks as to whether Darrin’s promotion (which is quite obviously a promotion) is in fact a promotion.

Says a dissenter: “I wouldn’t call it a promotion ..it’s just that he’s the only guy daft enough to do it.”

Thankyou for making this comment AFTER we had written all about the promotion.