Following the resignation of the PYL’s Victorian president and national spokesperson last weekend (reason: too many nazis), we’ve been wondering who the new voice of the Patriotic Youth League could possibly be.

From: Cam Sexenheimer
To: John Drew
Subject: Who is the National Spokesman of the Patriotic Youth League.

Dearest John,

Now that Luke Connors has resigned from the Patriotic Youth League, who is the national spokesman?

Cheerio,

Cam

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From: John Drew
To: Cam Sexenheimer
Subject: RE: Who is the National Spokesman of the Patriotic Youth League.

I believe a Mr B Mussolini will be appointed soon….Ha Ha Ha

Hmmm… Sounds like a wog.

There will be a small prize for the first person to find out the PYL’s new spokesperson.