Do you miss the WPCA?
Yeah, man, so do we.
It was your one-stop-spot-to-shop-till-you-drop for full on “the joooooos control the world” craziness.
Unfortunately, all our good natured fun-poking and media exposure of their criminal element resulted in them throwing up the barricades and kicking out everybody who wasn’t a dead-set true-blue heil-hitler neo-nazi.
Then, it would seem, their crappy server crapped out on them.
And now they’re gone. Gone from the world of the internet. But not gone from our hearts. And not gone from the world of the internet.
What? I hear you cry, perhaps spitting out your imported micro-brewed la-dee-da beer? I thought you said they were gone from the world of the internet!
That’s right! If you try visiting www.whiteprideco.com/forum nowadays, you’re met with this error message.
Ahahahaha.
BUT!
Thanks to the foresight of our fantastic government (or the lizard men who secretly control them) we have discovered a wondrous little archive of WPCAy goodness from way back when, from a simpler time when men were men, women were women, and the biggest percieved threats to the cause of Australian neo-nazism were guys like Karl Marx, Trotsky, Osama Bin Laden, O.J. Simpson, Lenin and Kim Beazley.
First, we head back to the heady days of March 2004. Terry Davis (often referred to derisively by his fellow nazis as “Terry the Traitor.”) had gathered the chilluns around the campfire, and he proceeded to tell them a story.
It’s your typical Hollywood dross. Boy meets girl. Boy and girl share love of Hitler. Girl finds pamphlet put in a library book by David “Space Wizard” Palmer. Boy hooks up with the Wiz, and he has a fantastic time.
But soon, the apprentice outgrows the master (like in Fantasia). He and his mate Kromlek of Asgard (Peter Campbell) went off on their own and founded the White Pride Coalition of Australia (This doesn’t happen in Fantasia).
Everything was fine and dandy… but then the story takes a depressing turn.
The green of jealousy has spread into the ranks, along with the colours of Red and Brown! (National Bolshevism) People are now beginning to turn away. This is no longer a story, boys and girls, this is reality. I am the young National Socialist and I am fucking pissed off! I have put in a lot of time, effort and money into making this movement work. I have had
to compromise with other groups in order to keep the peace. I have had to sacrifice a lot for this scene. Now that I am not devoting as much time as I previously did, due primarily because I feel the need to work instead of bludge off the government, whom we hate so much.
It has been brought to my attention that certain affiliated persons have recently attended a function, a ‘social’ barbecue, set up by none other than the good Doctor Jim Saleam and have miraculously changed their attitudes and stance in relation to the W.P.C.A. and Racism in general!
I can only wonder what was in those sausages!
Yeah, mate, we can only wonder too. Less than two years after Terry Davis wrote this, he himself was cuddling up to Jim Saleam in defence of Andrew Fraser outside the PM’s house.
Oh, for simpler times…
Moving on!
Some of this old stuff is just wacky…
On a recent visit to the Australian National Zoo in Canberra I found myself reading the sign in front of the ‘Tigon’ enclosure. A ‘Tigon’ is a cross between a Tiger and a Lion, with the Tiger being the father. This also obviously implies another variation, a ‘Liger’, where the Lion is the father.
They looked happy enough as I observed them lolling beneath a shady timber platform probably sleeping off their lunch of a small mammal or two. They were not an overly unattractive animal either, their black, tiger like stripes partially covering their tan, ‘Lion coloured’ fur.
I did wonder though what thoughts were going through their slumbering minds. Were they happy being hybrids?
I think you need to get in touch with these guys, Krommy. And FAST!
Some of the wackiness gets a little bit violent at times. Take, for example, Kromlek’s response to Midnight Oil frontman Peter Garrett getting preselected by the Labor party:
With braindead lyrics like:
“It (Australia) belongs to them (Abos). Let’s give it back!” They SHOULD be swingin’ from the nearest lamp post for TREASON! Fuckin’ MORONS! Yet just like that mumbling ‘n’ screamin’ Slope fucker, Jimmy ‘the Yid’ Barnes, they seem to be SOOOO popular with the thirty and forty somethings. I don’t think the Sheeple even listen to the lyrics or understand what a bunch of ‘watermelons’ they are (Green on the outside, Red on the inside)!!!!!
They SHOULD be swingin’? Gee, Pete, that’s a bit full on, don’t ya think?
Some people might see that as inciting violence.
He also has some tactical advice for his younger charges.
This charming screed begins with these words:
Tactical Advice For The Young White Nationalist.
A Community Service Announcement From The W.P.C.A.
We do not advocate direct physical or verbal confrontation with Non-Whites, at least at this point in time. The day will arrive when it will be safe to do this…
All class, Peter!
There’s a lot to sift through here, folks… We’ll definitely be returning to this veritable goldmine of questionable morals and unintentional humour.
