Benny…

Benny, Benny, Benny…

What are you DOING?

So, you may recall, gentle reader, I tricked Benny the other day.

I managed to convince him that FDB was full of New York based drug dealers and that Nik the Bulgarian (deceased Melbourne gangster) was an Indian doctor with a morphine habit.

It was very droll, you should have been there.

And what was the point? Well, for those of us on the side of truth and light, it was a bit of a laugh. The humour, I felt, lay within the fact that he’d previously fallen for the exact same gag.

And for the fash who were contributing to Redwatch/Leftywatch, well, it seemed to me that it was highlighting Ben’s inherent stupidity.

Hmmm, they SHOULD have thought to themselves… perhaps if Benny is this careless with his fact-checking, he might perhaps be similarly careless with our identities.

As I said, stay tuned on that one kids.

But, to the point!

Having been fooled by the same gag TWICE… Ben… well, he fell for it a third time.

The saddest part is, this information came from the Deepthroat1488 email account - AFTER it was revealed that the Deepthroat1488 account was SUSS. In no way could it be considered legitimate.

I give up on trying to work out how Ben’s little mind works.

From : Anonymous Nationalist
Sent : Monday, 5 September 2005 12:49:09 PM
To : aussie_patriot@hotmail.com
Subject : A few things…

Burnell - See http://www.alara.net/trek/alt_fan_q/IndexToAdult.html and search for Cameron Burnell. It seems our photogroper friend likes to write a bit of star trek porn on the side. V. embarrassing if that should become public knowledge.

Vikram - He was arrested for possession of morphine without a script on January 19, 1994. The matter never went to court.

Rafty - Was apparently seen testifying in a drug trial a couple of weeks ago. Don’t know what case. Am working on it.

Aran

Ooooh, you’re so forceful and businesslike, Aran the Anonymous Nationalist… Tell me more, teeeellll meeeee moooooore!

Star trekkin’, across the universe…

Jeez louise.