Neo-nazis gathering in Auckland today to stage an anti-diversity rally were foiled, after world leaders meeting in an underground bunker deep beneath the dead sea conspired to fill up all available parking places.

Although there were still a few spaces free, one National Fronter explained their dilemma to Fight dem back: “You see, we just can’t parallel park.”

Fight dem back respects the right of all people to hold peaceful protests, and would happily have helped the National Front if asked politely, either by physically parking the cars for them, or standing to the side and saying, “A little more… a little more… okay, now pull the steering wheel down to the right… a bit more… you’ve still got THIS MUCH space.”

Appropriate hand gestures would have accompanied these verbal directions.