A very special cross-post from Auckland’s incomparable Tze Ming Mok.

Known homosexual and racially impure Jeremy Lambert is indignant that he has been let off the hitlist taken out by Redwatch Downunder against “anarchists, reds, homo[s] [and] multiculturalists.” Outrageously, myself and Ahmed Zaoui have also been excluded! Who are these Redwatch people, *racists?*

From Fight dem back, the main targets of the trans-Tasman White Power Redwatch hitlist:

Lambert’s emergence has caused an enormous amount of tension between the Australian and New Zealand factions of Fight dem back!. Campaign founder Mat Henderson-Hau issued a brief statement last night.

“It’s hurtful. You put in all this hard work to be the number one enemy of racist bigots on both sides of the Tasman and Lennie Lambert and Neville Nobody come from the clouds to try and take your crown. I will continue the fight regardless. I too have some fantastic photos available. Some of them include drunken party shots with real live black people and Asians. I have a whole batch from a post Mardi gras party as well, I’d love to see Lambert top that,” he said.

The National Front, whose members have been given an open pass to submit candidates for the hitlist, have also really let me down. According to NF veteran Kerry Bolton, in a comment deleted by the moderators of this page, I led a West’s cycle of decline.

Kyle Chapman has also threatened to personally sue me for defamation, before realising that this would involve showing that what I said was not true. All this affirmation and now they classify me as a non anarchist-red-homo-multiculturalist? Such bathos.

So: A late laugh anyhow. Although I lurk on the Fight dem back! forum, and nudged The Herald into covering the hitlist issue, I’ve been slow in deciding whether to join in the gagfest or keep silent on this.

Because, how funny is this, really? From Redwatch Downunder Hitlist coordinator Ben Weerhym to a person unfortunate enough to be on said list:

“I WILL seriously assault you, I don’t care if I go to jail dickhead, I will stomp on your fucking head, I couldn’t care who reads this,you are a filthy peice of shit that deserves to be badly assaulted… It may not happen straight away but I will store it in my brain for another time. You think I am an evil nazi? I will go out of my way for you to definately think so.”

And how funny are these experiences, really? From norightturn’s
comments:

Have you had your grandparents gravestones attacked by neo-nazis? Have you been followed down Cuba St (one of the main streets in Welly) by 3 neo-nazis, who have been sent your photo by people who have emailed you threats against your life? No? I didn’t think so.
# posted by Asher : 6/21/2005 12:21:43 AM

Asher: I think in this case, The Police Are Your Friend. As is a PXT phone and ss 307 (”threatening to kill”) and 311 (”attempting to incite or procure”) of the Crimes Act.
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# posted by Idiot/Savant : 6/21/2005 12:33:59 AM

I/S - The police know all about this, and have not done anything.
[…] At the end of the day though, all it takes is one lone nutter to cause serious damage. This is especially true when they realise (as they have) that going the “legitimate” political route is never going to bring about their aims or achieve any success.
# posted by Asher : 6/21/2005 01:11:04 AM

And I joked about it at the time, but how hard was I really laughing at this?

Anonymous comment May 28, 2005 - 02:19 AM
“How about i try a little fast-moving fist on your face[?]”

I called the police and asked them how funny it was: they said ‘go on your gut’. My gut rumbled for a minute, then told me not to be a pussy.

Not only do I not really want to be on the list, I also don’t want to be
seen to be mocking the list in an attempt to get on the list. But, like
Jeremy Lambert, I am also in the phone book, and here’s a ,directed”>Migrant Nation by Chapman-Tripp nominated Jade Erickson. I unreservedly recommend it - don’t worry, it won’t be some amateur ‘worthy ethnic’ guff. Jade’s previous work with with Yatra and Penumbra has been outstanding. Trust me, I’m a snob. And the cast showcases the finest, truest, and funniest acting talent we have to offer, including the very spunky Katlyn ‘oh-my-god-you-have-the-same-name-as-my-brother’ Wong Tsz-Hung.

My desi pals have a theatre company called The
Untouchables, and I hope to one day start up a theatre company with Kat called The Unpronounceables. I mean… Tsz doesn’t even have a vowel! I look at her name and feel blessed. The Auckland run will, I believe, feature guest appearances from Ahmed Zaoui . Book now before Redwatch Downunder snaps up all the best seats.

Anyway, feel free to vote for the real reasons why I’m not on the Redwatch list, or suggest your own:

1. It’s impossible to figure out who to target in the Chinese community because there are no clear leaders and there is too much disagreement including disagreement over whether the Chinese community actually exists

2. Redwatch don’t think that Asians actually have the ability to be
individually threatening because we are so inferior (despite being invaders).

3. Only the homosexual ruling cabal comprised of faggy jew communists, civil servants and the mainstream media (I suppose they all qualify under the heading of faggy jew communists) read Public Address.

4. Redwatch can’t spell my name, and therefore haven’t found me on Google.

5. Redwatch know they’d never be able to tell me apart from all the other Asians in Auckland.